Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O
And On This Farm There Was A Chick
The Prettiest Chick I Know
With A Little Curve Here And A Little Curve There
This Chick, She Had Curves Everywhere
Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O

And Oh, This Chick, She Had A Walk, E-I-E-I-O
And How This Walk Would Drive 'Em Wild
Swingin' To And 'Fro
With A Little Wiggle Here And A Little Wiggle There
Man, This Chick Had Wiggles To Spare
Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O

When She Went Walkin' Into Town, E-I-E-I-O
The Local Gentry Popped Their Eyes
Tarnation, What A Show
With A Goldang Here And A Goshdarn There
Heavens To Betsy I Do Declare
Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm E-I-E-I-O

There Was A Barn Dance Saturday Night, E-I-E-I-O
And The Fellas Came From Miles Around
Just To See Her Do-Si-Do
With A Promenade Here And A Promenade There
At A Square Dance, Boy, This Chick Was No Square
Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O

I Used To Be A Travelling Man, E-I-O
Until I hit Macdonald's place
Things were might slow
With A Little Chick Here And A Little Chick There
I Didn't Have A Real Chick Anywhere
Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O

This Farmer's Daughter Knocked Me Out, E-I-E-I-O, Ah-Hah
I Asked Macdonald For Her Hand
And Pappy Hollered Go!
With A Little Curve Here And A Little Wiggle There
A Goldang Here And A Goshdarn There
A Do-Si-Do Here And A Promenade There
Got My Own Private County Fair
'Cause Ol' Macdonald Had A Farm, E-I-O-I-O
